Anyone know what a HALP command would look like?

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I kinda like HALP as a work-alike for "die" in perl.  --- //ILikePi, 2007/05/29 17:04//
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Ooh, what about, use HALP for INVISIBLE?  So, instead of VISIBLE/INVISIBLE, we have LOL/HALP?

<code>
  IZ VAR LESSER THAN 0 O RLY?
      YA RLY
          HALP "Var is too little!"!
  KTHX
</code>


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what about HALP as a perl-like warn instead of die?

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HALP could print to stderr instead of stdout.

 --- //GMan003, 2007/05/30 17:38//
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HALP == catch(...) in my mind, though I can't think of anything for try{}