====== FILEZORZ ======
<code>HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
	AWSUM THX
		VISIBLE FILE
	O NOES
		INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE</code>
Some notes:
  * [[keywords:PLZ]] ... ? introduces a try/exception block.
    * [[keywords:AWSUM THX]] introduces the block to execute on success with ''PLZ''. It is implicitly closed by...
    * [[keywords:O NOES]], which is the exception block. It should be closed with [[keywords:KTHX]], but it hits the final [[keywords:KTHXBYE]], which (I assert) is a bit of syntactic sugar that closes everything.
  * [[keywords:OPEN]] handles non-default-terminal-based I/O. ''FILE'' in this case is simply a variable, a file handle for the LOLCATS.TXT file.
  * [[keywords:INVISIBLE]] is a print command to the debug console, commonly known as ''STDERR''.