====== IF/THEN/ELSE ======
Okay, I couldn't decide on this one myself, and there were lots of good suggestions all over the place, but I think we've got something simple, a modification of [[contributions:O RLY]]. It helps that the various forums that link here called that construction out as a good one.
<code>HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
	YARLY
		BTW this is true
		VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"
	NOWAI
		BTW this is false
		VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"
	KTHX
KTHXBYE</code>

See [[keywords:IZ]] for more details on the conditional statement.

And let's open up [[keywords:BTW]] as the comment form. I'm not closing the door on ''^^'', but again, I want to minimize the amount of punctuation.