LOLCODE could make external calls with:

GG: Gota Go to call
BRB: Be Right Back from call
AFK: Away From [primary application] for call

Example

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
BTW launch and wait
VISIBLE "BAI"
GG BRB "ToTehMoon"
VISIBLE "HAI"
BTW launch in new thread
VISIBLE "IM IN UR STAK LEEKIN UR MEMREEZ"
GG AFK "ToChina"
KTHXBYE

Feel free to help with scope, allocation and disposal; may I suggest:COMPUTAH(THREDZ(mahThredz)) and L8R of the form

I HAS A NOOB mahThredz IZ THREDZ I TAKE FROM MAH COMPUTAH
BTW brb afk
BTW do stuff
L8R mahThredz

— Troup Miller, 2007/05/31 04:31