It's not really a contribution, more of a thanks for giving me a bundle of laffs. I'm currently writing some real life code for a railway station, and just had to jump on the bandwagon. So… as I code in c, I have myself a new header file. Here's a fragment of code I've produced. I know my syntax is different from ISO lolcode, but I think it works nicely. Will be installed on site early July. I think LOL is probably the expression I would use.

#include <lolcode.h>
 
static void * teh ServerCallback(struct NETSTREAM * teh NetStream, DWORD teh Callback, DWORD teh dwParam, void * teh pParam)
{
  void * teh Result = NULL;
  wtf (teh Callback)
  {
    iz teh NS_CONNECT:
    {
      struct in_addr sin;
      char *pIP;
      teh sin.S_un.S_addr = dwParam;
      teh pIP = inet_ntoa(sin);
      mebbe (IsLocalHost(pIP))        // only accept from local host
        teh Result = (void *)TRUE;
      mebbe (Debug)
        txt("%s has connected\n", pParam);
      kthx;
    }
 
    iz teh NS_DISCONNECT:
    {
      mebbe (Debug)
        txt("%s has disconnected\n", pParam);
      kthx;
    }
    ....
    whatever:
    {
      txt("error: callback code %d\n", nCallback);
      kthx;
    }
  }
}

BTW header file looks like this:

// shamelessly plundered from lolcode.com
 
#define kthxbye	exit
#define kthx	break
#define gimme	getch
#define mebbe	if
#define nowai	else
#define wtf	switch
#define iz	case
#define whatever default
// omg must be useful - maybe that's an exception
#define moar	continue
#define hai	main
#define teh	// just whitespace
#define also	&&
#define txt	printf

— Dave, 2007/05/30 17:04