#define GTFO break

#define HAI {

#define KTHXBYE }

#define DIAF(x) exit(x)

#define IZ(x) if( (x) )

#define BIGR_THAN >

#define SMALR_THAN <

#define LIEK ==

#define UP +

#define NERF -

#define TIEMZ *

#define OVAR /

#define UP_VAR ++

#define NERF_VAR –

#define YARLY then

#define NOWAY else //feel free to add to this