For those of you who are here because you find broken English funny, you might be interested in my friend Melissa's new TurklishTees.com store. She's an American living in Turkey, amused by (and amusingly documenting) the wide array of bizarre broken English phrases seen on t-shirts at the weekly bazaar. After popular request, she has started a store with the same unintentionally baffling designs she's been documenting for the past year.
(BTW, this was really an unprompted, unrequested plug: I'm just a friend and a fan of Mel's work.)