HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

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What is this I don't even…

When will I be able to create pages, like a page about my LOLCODE 2.0 proposal?

HAI
PLZ HAZ STDIO
IM IN YR LUP TIL TEHRZ NOTIHN MOAR 2 SCRAEP FF WUTUTIEP
    I HAZ A L ITZ A LIEN SCRAEPD FF WUTUTIEP
    L N A NEWLIN IZ VIZIBL ON YR SKRIN
IM OUTTA YR LUP
KTHXBAI

HAI
CAN HAZ WINDBLOZE?
    YARLY
        "Win32 implemented" IZ VIZIBL ON YR SKRIN
        KTHX
    NOEZ
        "Win32 not implemented" IZ VIZIBL ON YR BAKSKRIN
        KTHX
KTHXBAI

HAI
PLZ HAZ STDIO
I HAZ A BEERZ ITZ 99
IM IN YR LUP TIL YR BEERZ IZ SMALLR TAHN 1
	BEERZ N " bottles of beer on the wall, " N BEERZ N " bottles of beer." N A NULIEN N "Take one down and pass it around, " IZ VIZIBEL ON YR SKRIN
	NERF BEERZ!1!
	IZ BEERZ SMALLR TAHN 1?
		YARLY
			"no more bottles of beer on the wall." N 2 NULIENZ IZ VIZIBEL ON YR SKRIN
		KTHX
		NOWAI
			BEERZ N " bottles of beer on the wall." N 2 NULIENZ IZ VIZIBEL ON YR SKRIN
		KTHXXX
"No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer." N A NULIEN N "Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall." IZ VIZIBEL ON YR SKRIN
KTHXBAI

(“99 bottles of beer on the wall” in LOLCODE 2.0 specification)

HAI!PLZ HAZ STDIO!I HAZ A BEERZ ITZ 99!IM IN YR LUP TIL YR BEERZ IZ SMALLR TAHN 1!BEERZ N " bottles of beer on the wall, " N BEERZ N " bottles of beer." N A NULIEN N "Take one down and pass it around, " IZ VIZIBEL ON YR SKRIN!NERF BEERZ!1!!IZ BEERZ SMALLR TAHN 1?YARLY!"no more bottles of beer on the wall." N 2 NULIENZ IZ VIZIBEL ON YR SKRIN!KTHX!NOWAI!BEERZ N " bottles of beer on the wall." N 2 NULIENZ IZ VIZIBEL ON YR SKRIN!KTHXXX!"No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer." N A NULIEN N "Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall." IZ VIZIBEL ON YR SKRIN!KTHXBAI!

(much shorter but less understandable version of the same program)