I know there are a few exception handling ideas in here already, but here's my pitch

HAI
  CAN HAS STDIO?
  DIVIDE BY ZERO?
    <Statments>
  OH SHI-
    <Statments>
  KTHX
KTHXBAI

So basically, DIVIDE BY ZERO is the equivalent of try and OH SHI- is the equivalent of catch. Can't really think of anything good for finally, maybe O WEL or something like that.

Thoughts?