LOLCODE recommendation 1.0

This is an edit of recommendation 1.0 to reflect what is and isn't seen as being viable in the long-term for the language.

1. Statements are separated by [\n.]+ [\n,]+
2. CAN HAS <module/“file”>?
   1. for inclusion/requirement
3. GIMMEH [(LINE|WORD|LETTAR)] <VAR> [OUTTA <filedesc>]
   1. with default being LINE and STDIN
4. HAI
5. KTHXBYE
   1. only closes HAI and exits with good condition
6. DIAF [<num> [<text>]]
   1. Exits the program (failure)
   2. Status code: <num>
   3. Printed to stderr or equivalent: <text>
7. BYES [<num> [<text>]] ???
8. KTHX
   1. is the universal “closing bracket” line - for any if block, looping block, function, etc… except HAI
9. IM IN YR [<loop label>]
   1. label has no effect
10. VISIBLE <stuff>[!]
    1. prints stuff as minimally as possible and with a newline (unless !)
11. I HAS A <l_value> [ITZ …] - Everything is an array. muahahahaha. - To clarify, every VARIABLE is an array, and it knows its own dimensions. - By default, the variable has one element
    1. ITZ … has been tabled for future usage
12. [## IN MAH]* <var>
    1. Since all variables are arrays, with no IN MAH it references the array as a whole.
    2. Multiple occurences of this index sub-levels of the array.
       1. 1 IN MAH 2 IN MAH arr ⇔ arr[2][1]
          1. IN MAH clarifies the dimension of the array itself, it is not meant to “return” a smaller array. So, 0 IN MAH 0 IN MAH VAR must only be used in a two-dimensional array, just like **arr should only be used in a 2-D array in C.
    3. Does NOT expand the size of the array (except as l_value of assignment)
       1. Throws error/dies on out of bounds?
13. LOL <var> R <val>
    1. Assigns value into l_value specified by var.
    2. Extends the size of var if necessary
    3. If no index is specified, applies to all elements? (one by default)
14. IZ <cond> [?] [(.|\n) YARLY] (.|\n) <code> (.|\n) [NOWAI (.|\n) <code>] KTHX
    1. Conditional syntax. See examples. to be revisited?
15. Comparison operators: [NOT] ((BIGR|SMALR) THAN|LIEK)
    1. See example and keywords:operators
16. Logical/Bitwise operators: (NOT|AND|OR|XOR)
    1. See example and keywords:operators
17. Operators (all math, as of v1.0, is integer math)
    1. a UP b : a +
    2. UPZ a!![b : a += b (b=1)
    3. a NERF b : a - b
    4. NERFZ a!![b] : a -= b (b=1)
    5. a TIEMZ b : a * b
    6. TIEMZD a!![b] : a *= b (b=1)
    7. a OVAR b : a / b
    8. OVARZ a!![b] : a /= b (b=1) currently being revisited